Different Carrots Lyrics

All yall bitches nosy so I skipped the carrot on the nose

So I went down the chimney & ate the carrot on the chode

It was long & wet like a hose, but compared to me it's as dry as a bone

My dick melts anything, yall gonna need floaties & a boat

I ate the snowmans dick, it was a crunchy carrot

I ate the snowmans dick, it was a crunchy carrot

When it comes to snowy days, this part's always my favorite

I ate the snowmans dick, it was a crunchy carrot

I put the carrot in my ass, it snapped in half in my asshole

But it was fine, my asshole had it easily swallowed

With my dick, it can break your back or kill you (Mainly the ladder)

I appreciate the extra vitamins, fuck I really need to eat more vegetables & fruits

I ate the snowmans dick, it was a crunchy carrot

I ate the snowmans dick, it was a crunchy carrot

When it comes to snowy days, this part's always my favorite

I ate the snowmans dick, it was a crunchy carrot (Slurp, slurp)