Beer Lyrics

It's Friday night, quarter to five

And people are gonna start to arrive

So it's time to open a crate of beer

Placing playing cards around a jug

Getting beer pong set up, with a triangle of cups

And filling each of them up with a little bit of beer

Then the doorbell goes and people start coming in by the droves

Drinks start to flow, whiskey, wine, doritos

And of course, a little bit of beer

So you cheer and scream and shout and sing to the music that's playing loud

Throw shots in your mouth and dance around

And gesticulate wildly with your beer

Now you're on six, feeling sick, take a quick trip to the toilet let it out

Of your mouth, wanna get rid of that vomit taste

Grab a gin and tonic and chase it with another beer

Now the taxi's here and you don't wanna waste drinks

So you think it'd be a great idea to sink that drink

And minesweep up the rest of the beer

Resting your head on the window of the cab, feeling bad

Not sure how many you've had, wondering can he take it

Is he gonna make it to the place where we'll grab our next beer

Now we're in the club queue, cheeky one or two

Bottles in the pocket, don't let the bouncers spot it

Otherwise you might have to down another couple beers

But now he's here and you're pissed and he's pissed off

And you call him a bastard under your cough, but you're plastered

And now he thinks you've had too many beers

So now we're getting kicked out before we even get in

Take it with a grin, cheesy chips, two pounds, walk back to our house

Cos I think that we've had enough beer

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