The Inebriate's Ballad Lyrics

Here's a song to sing when you're drunk as fuck

When the words are tripping face down off the end of your tongue

And you grab your best mate and hold them near and scream in their ear

I know I'm pissed as a wheel but I fucking love that you are here

Cos I know I've drunk too much but I fucking love you

I know I've drunk too much but we'll probably stay for one or two more

And when the morning comes, we'll be miserable and sore

But right now I'm fucking wasted and I fucking love you

La la la, la la la, la la la la la la la la

La la la, la la la

I know I'll probably forget the words

I know that half of them are probably coming out slurred

Oh my eyes seem like they're closed but I promise I can see you loud and clear

And I'll dance with you twinkletoes but down your back I might spill my beer (Oops)

You won't notice, you're drunk, I can see it in your bleary eyes (What)

But don't worry, here's a secret, (Shhh)

So am I

Cos I know I've drunk too much but I fucking love you

I know I've drunk too much but we'll probably stay for one or two more

And when the morning comes, we'll be miserable and sore

But right now I'm fucking wasted and I fucking love you

You're dancing terribly to this tune, (But I love you)

You might fall asleep at the bar soon, (But I love you)

You might throw up on my shoes, (But I love you)

I'm fucking wasted too, and I love you

Cos I know I've drunk too much but I fucking love you

I know I've drunk too much but we'll probably stay for one or two more

And when the morning comes, we'll be miserable and sore

But right now I'm fucking wasted and I fucking love you