
Santa, Can I Have a Flamethrower for Christmas? Lyrics
- Genre:Spoken Word
- Year of Release:2022
Lyrics
Hi, Santa, I've been a little bit bad
And a little bit good, it's true
I know you're always keeping track
So I can't keep that from you
I know you only give the gifts
You think it's right to bestow, sir
So Santa I can only ask
Can I have a flamethrower?
Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?
Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?
Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?
Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?
If a bunch of snowmen went on attack
I could melt them all away
If a Christmas pudding turned evil
I could make it go flambé
I guess I could also clear some weeds
But that seems like a bore
But if the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man attacked
I could turn it into a s'more
Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?
Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?
Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?
Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?
So Santa won't you hear my plea
I haven't been all bad
And getting a flamethrower
Would make me really glad
I know I'll find it Christmas morn
'Cause it's my heart's desire
And the reason for the season
Is to build a holy fire
Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?
Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?
Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?
Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?
Don't want a power mower
I just want a flamethrower
Way better than a leaf blower
Nothing like a flamethrower
Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?
Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?
Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?
Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?