We Need a Little Cryptid Lyrics

Put out some honey!

Sweet cream, warm bread to tempt a tiny friend

Clear out a cupboard!

Some fear the fae but I say come again now!

For we need a little cryptid right this very minute

Brownies in the window, fair folk at the spinet

Yes, we need a little cryptid right this very minute

Normal company has gotten old; I don't even need a pot of gold

Cast out the iron!

Get the Teflon pans endorsed by Emeril

Don't leave them doll clothes

They'll be hurt and make their stay ephemeral now

For these years have felt like decades; I've grown a little weary

So never mind zoologists who don't accept my theories

I know the truth is out there; believing makes me cheery

I need a little cryptid now

Put out some honey!

Try to tempt a friend who's really mystical

Roll out the carpet!

We can pander if it's egotistical now

For we need a little music, not a long polemic

Need a break from problems that are awfully systemic

Who cares that it's implausible and hardly academic

We need a little cryptid now

Yes, we need a little cryptid right this very minute

Brownies in the window, fair folk at the spinet

Yes, we need a little cryptid right this very minute

We need a little cryptid now!