Tim Hortons Cup Lyrics

Having a coffee in a small northern town

Eating a doughnut and washing it down

Minding my own just want to let be

But in came a woman and stood next to me

And she said hey there fella is this seat taken

And I said no its still here in fact its bolted to the floor it ain't going nowhere

Well the fact that she laughed should have been my first clue

That she sat down well that was clue number two

As she sat down I felt my anxiety grow

Thinking man why won't she leave me alone

If she wants the table that bad I guess I could give in

So I grabbed my coffee cup and started fiddling with the rim

And she said you can try your luck on that Tim Hortons cup

Or you can try your luck on me

I may not be as sweet as an iced coffee treat

But I go down just as easy

Well you would've thought I would've caught on by now

That for some reason she was into me

But I'm not that swift I didn't catch the drift

That that was clue number three

She carried on trying to get a rise out of me

Spouting more innuendos

And I thought to myself hey what's going on here

I'm not the kind of guy that women throw themselves at

But I'm willing to pretend though.

So I said to her hey what's going I'm not the kinda guy

That women throw themselves at

And she goes don't you remember and I went

Uh-oh

Oh yahhh

Well I can't share any details because it might be incriminating

So let me put it this way

It was like a being on a train ride hanging on the outside

Banging on a window trying to get in

I said there's no way in hell I'm doing that again

Nice to see you my old friend

So I grabbed my coffee cup and started fiddling with the rim

And she repeated

You can try your luck on that Tim Hortons cup

Or you can try your luck on me

I may not be as sweet as an iced coffee treat

But I go down just as easy

So I gave it some thought a devil on one shoulder

And an angel on the other

And then I said

All aboard