If Putin Was a Woman Lyrics

If Putin was a woman,

Which I, obviously he isn't, but uh if he were,

I really don't think he would have embarked on a crazy, macho, war of an invasion

If you want a perfect example of toxic masculinity

It's what he's doing in Ukraine

I think that, if Putin was a woman

(If Putin was a woman)

Which I, obviously he isn't, but uh if he were,

(If Putin was a woman)

I really don't think he would have embarked on a crazy,

macho, war of an invasion and violence in the way that he has

(He wouldn't do, what he did)

I think that, it's not going to be easy

I'm not going to pretend Putin is a woman

But I think what was so striking from the conversations

Is that people really do want to give the Ukrainians strategic endurance

And I think what everybody agrees is they want to give Putin to the Ukrainian government

You can't be more Ukrainian than the Ukrainians right you know?

They want to help Zelenskyy to get in the best possible position to talk if and when talks eventually come,

And, so that's the strategy right now

If Putin was a woman

(If Putin was a woman)

You know, there's always going to be a lot of opinions about that

(If Putin was a woman)

And I'm just going to say that

If Putin was a woman

I really don't think he would have embarked on a crazy, macho war

(If Putin was a woman)

I think that, it's not going to be easy

(If Putin was a woman)

I'm not going to pretend that this could be done quickly

(If Putin was a woman)

And I think what everybody agrees is

(He wouldn't have invaded Ukraine)

Putin is a woman

Putin, he sucks

He's a big fat cuck

Putin, yeah he sucks

Fuck off, you big schmuck

Putin, he sucks

He's a big fat cuck

Putin, yeah he sucks

Fuck off, you big schmuck

If Putin was a woman

(If Putin was a woman)

Which I, obviously he isn't, but uh if he were,

(If Putin was a woman)

I really don't think he would have embarked on a crazy, macho, war of an invasion

(He would not have invaded Ukraine)

Actually, I think

(If Putin was a woman)

You need more women in positions of power

(If Putin was a woman)

Uh the mood is really changing

(If Putin was a woman)

If Putin was a woman

(He wouldn't have done what he did)