Why Are You Gae? Lyrics

We bring in the studio this morning one of the gay right activists, mister, should I call you mister? (Sure)

Pepe Julian Onzima! Thank you for coming in, good morning

Why are you gay?

Who says I'm gay?

You are gay!

Gay, gay, you are gay!

Gay, gay, gay, you are gay!

Lesbian? Homosexual? How can I describe you?

Mister, should I call you mister?

You are gay!

Good morning, thank you for coming in

You're initially male or female?

Uh, and you opted to become male

When did you discover that you're actually meant to be male?

Why should someone be gay?

Uh, so as we stand today, are you dating any females?

You have a girlfriend? (Yes I do)

While in transition, you having a girlfriend? (Yes)

Do you perform the natural obligations?

Uh, doesn't that make you gay?

Why do you mean doesn't that make me gay? (You are gay)

I am male and attracted to a female. (Why are you gay?)

Uh uh, now uh, should I call you mister?

Uh, thank you for coming in, good morning

So who is gay?

Uh, lesbian? Homosexual? How can I describe you?

Mister, should I call you mister? (Mister?)

Thank you for coming in, good morning

You're initially male or female?

And you opted to become male?

When did you discover that you're actually meant to be male?

Why should someone be gay?

So as we stand today, are you dating any females?

Male or female?

Uh, you're actually meant to be gay?

Why are you gay?

Gay, gay, gay, you are gay

Gay, gay, gay, you are gay

Uh, lesbian? Homosexual? How can I describe you?

Uh, so who is gay?

Gay, gay, gay, you are gay

Gay, gay, gay, you are gay

Uh, lesbian? Homosexual? How can I describe you?

Mister, should I call you mister?

So who is gay?