The Covfefe Blues Lyrics

I could have stopped 911

Global warming is a Chinese hoax

We have to punish women

Just to paraphrase some of his quotes

He asks about a death wish

Mexico will pay for the wall

Did that ever really happen?

No not that I recall

Gun control doesn't matter

Heroes just don't get captured

We have to ban all Muslims

But that's when our country fractured

I will make my taxes public I promise

It's not your fault I'm smarter than you

She's playing the woman card

He's always looking for someone to sue

I could shoot someone and not lose votes

There was blood coming out of her wherever

Look at my African American baby

They're gonna love me forever

They come from shit-hole countries

Putin is a motherfuckin genius

Breastfeeding mothers are disgusting

Who has the biggest penis?

Health care is so complicated

There was hatred on both sides

I won by a total landslide

I'm the least racist person alive

I love the poorly educated

She's just not my type

I'm an environmentalist baby

He's the master of all hype

We have covid under control

It's just one person coming from China

Some things just don't make no sense

It's time to go home, we love ya.

Stand back and stand by

She's a total disaster

I'd threaten to use nuclear weapons

That could end the world even faster

This is what we're up against

A lot can be said in a tweet

Some of it makes no sense

Like Covfefe Covfefe Covfefe

I got the Covfefe Blues

I just don't know what to do

I don't have a clue

It just might be up to you

Hmmm, Yeah…

What the fuck does Covfefe mean

I have no idea

Does anyone out there have a clue

It just might be up to you

I got the Covfefe Blues

I just don't know what to do

I don't have a clue, no, no

I got the Covfever Blues

I just don't know what to do

I don't have a clue, y'all

Covfefe…..

Covfefe…..

Covfefe, covfefe, covfefe

Come on Covfefe with me

It just might make you scream

I got the Covfefe Blues

I don't know what to do

Covfefe, covfefe, covfefe

It just might be up to you

I've run out of gas brother

Might have to take a drink of water

I guess that's what the covfefe blues will do to you

Covfefe, covfefe, covfefe

Come on covfefe with me

I know you can

Everybody covfefe

Just might make you scream