First World Tragedy Lyrics

Let me tell you ‘bout all of my problems, they don’t seem to go

And I can’t fathom conditions that are worse than my own

That’s not what I want, that’s not what I asked for

Next time I speak up, you better get it to me faster

I want a world where I have full control

Mild inconveniences are killing me

It won’t be long before they’ve ruined my day

I’m getting no internet, don’t want to get out of bed

I dropped my iPhone, now there’s a crack in the screen

I’m a first world tragedy, it’s not okay

My parent’s credit card got taken away

There’s nothing on Netflix that I haven’t seen

And I can’t reach the remote, it’s too far away from me

Buffering slow, in 720p

That’s not full HD, this isn’t funny

Why can’t my Smart TV just do what it’s told?

Mild inconveniences are killing me

This Warped Tour lineup is complete garbage

It wouldn’t hurt to book some better bands

I’m getting no internet, don’t want to get out of bed

I dropped my iPhone, now there’s a crack in the screen

I’m a first world tragedy, it’s not okay

My parent’s credit card got taken away

It’s getting way too hot

Ditch the jacket I just bought

Now I’m freezing my own balls off

My dark, blue balls

It’s getting way too hot

Ditch the jacket I just bought

Now I’m freezing my own balls off

My navy-blue, indigo balls

I know I’m a straight white male

That doesn’t mean I’m not stuck in hell

America is the place to be

Unless you live near poverty

I got mud on my shoes, my brand new shoes

Can’t find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?

Too many voices, too many voices

I’m getting no internet, don’t want to get out of bed

I dropped my iPhone, now there’s a crack in the screen

I’m a first world tragedy, it’s not okay

My parent’s credit card got taken away