Boybandin' Up Lyrics

You're insecure

I know what for

You've never seen my band play live before

Come to our show and please include your crazy friends at the front

For awkward prepubescent hyperventilation

I'll marry you

They're just lyrics but I'll marry you

And I'd like to skip the fact you're underage, girl

So you can write your signature with my last name

Everybody's reading J-14

The answer's yes

I would date a fan

It's not clever PR

I wanna date a fan

Red dress

I'll never grow hair on my shredded eight-pack abdominals

Soon you'll see my nethers

My dick root's about to blast off

You look so perfect standing there in your Victoria Secret PINK underwear

A screaming crowd that's way too loud

Overseas, from coast to coast

Touring the place that screams the most

Where the fields of teens will scream at us again

Boy with love

Money, oh money

To buy stuff

You're the goldmine to my private plane

You're the cure against my lack of cocaine

'Cause I know I'm a natural

You give me money, I will sing for you

K-pop, Korean pop

J-pop, Japenese pop

C-pop, V-pop, T-pop

Indo-pop, Hindi-pop, lots of Asians

If you wanna be relevant, you need more Asian fans

Make it last forever with a BTS collab

I don't want to be a tool, but this dance is cool

Perfect choreography

Watch it live

Ain't nothin' but a routine

Ain't nothin' but some hair gel

I never wanna hear you say

I can't have your parents' money

'Cause I'm a rock star tonight

Because my manager is a parasite

A team of thirty people wrote this stupid fucking song

And my label owns the copyright

Oh baby, give me one more view (Our video on YouTube)

Won't you please like me (Smash that like)

Oh darlin', I will really marry you (Manipulation, baby)

As long as I see you buy our merch (Boybandin' up)

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