My Penguin, Philbin! Lyrics

Gather around class

And I will tell you the story of Philbin the penguin

I've got a penguin and his name is Philbin

He is my furry friend until the very end

He is so patient and he is so great

Philbin don't you fly over the interstate

Philbin my dear friend

Together until the end

Now that we're together we'll have so much fun

Philbin what you doing with

A loaded gun

Philbin is so friendly with his little hat

When I'm on the toilet he gives me a smack

And it sounded like

Oh Philbin

Philbin (27)

Met my Philbin in the arctic

Bought him from a little man

When I picked up dear old Philbin

He had a tan

Had a tan

Took old Philbin to the vet and this is what he said

Man are you quite stupid

There's nothing in your head

This thing that you've been keeping and letting in your bed

Is nothing but a dear old man

Named Fred

A man named Fred

A man named Fred, a man named Fred