The Guessing Game Lyrics

This one goes out to the dippin' dots lot

Playing games because stuffed animals rock

Swish a three pointer, a branded basketball

Scale the funny ladder, get a gorilla with fur

Pitch a dirty baseball at three milk jugs

The one on the left is velcroed to the rug

Wiffle balls bounce into laundry baskets

Dreams do come true if you train and practice

Little children play the water gun

But my sights are set on the oversized snake

I can't believe you've got what it takes to

Guess my age

Guess my weight

Tell me in what month

Falls my birthday

Ping-pong balls float, in colored fish bowls

The bowler roller glides, between chrome poles

Sharped up the darts

That's where I'll start popping balloons

Then you can

Guess my age

Guess my weight

Tell me in what month

Falls my birthday