
New Conneaut Lake Park Lyrics
- Genre:Pop
- Year of Release:2022
Lyrics
I'm a bait and switch schemer
I don't care about history
I'm a true bottom feeder
So enthusiasts and GP won't visit me
You think it's odd I am breaking laws
To burn down a coaster
I don't even let my friends call me Todd
I always insist on "Mr. Joseph"
The rides are gone. The future is dark
At new Conneaut Lake Park
I dismembered the tumble bug
Into a million pieces
I smile as a brush my teeth
With Philadelphian feces
I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing
Destroying history makes me giggly
No one can stop me
I'm bringing cluster homes to the property
The rides are gone. The future is dark
At new Conneaut Lake Park