Oasis Stole My Girlfriend Lyrics

'Cause there's this band overseas

And I know they hate me

And my girl heard their song

And now my girl is gone

And it's wrong

And it's wrong

And it's wrong

And it's wrong

And it's wrong

Oasis stole my girlfriend

She's the kind of girl who moves to France

With her velvet dog

And two pair of velvet pants

And I'm the kind of guy

Who does not even stand a chance

They're the kind of band that has hit songs

About walls

Think they like the Beatles

They put out three CDs

And I went and bought them all

Hi-hee, hi-hee

It's slaves to our hearts we be

Hee-hi, hee-hi

Slaves until the night we die

The first one was a saint of numbers

A saint of books, a saint of math

Think these six guns disagree

Think I'll take a different path

Now the Sun she is a-risin'

Hell's a comin'

Blowin' cold

And Oasis stole my girlfriend

So this bridge now I must hold

Well you're the crazy old lady in the Barnes and Noble reference section

I wanna take you home

You're wearing your bandana that you bought in Butte, Montana

And I think I wanna make you moan

Can I ride your bike

Can I drink your Sprite

Can you save my life

Will you be my wife

Will you be my wife

Will you be my wife

Will you be my wife

Will you be my wife

'Cause there's this band overseas

And I know they hate me

And my girl heard their song

And now my girl is gone

And it's wrong

And it's wrong

And it's wrong

And it's wrong

And it's wrong

Oasis stole my girlfriend

Yeah, it's wrong

Oasis

Stole my girlfriend