Ample Parking Lyrics

When it was open 24 hours

And the sign burned all night long

When the other stores shut their doors

And slept safely til dawn

We didn't have no sales

No double coupon days

And my heart is like that My Tee Mart

In oh so many ways

We have ample parking

Five spaces out in front

A see-through in-and-out door

Used entirely too much

And for your convenience

You can pay at the pump

You don't have to come inside

If you don't want

And now maybe I've worked the late shift

For just a little bit too long

But the parallels are eerie

And the petrol fumes are strong

The Twinkie in my soul

Yeah, the Ho-Ho in my veins

Though her blood is like a Slushee

She's got this Camel by the reigns

Cause I have ample parking

Five spaces out in front

An in-and-out door

Used entirely too much

And for your convenience

You can pay at the pump

You don't have to come inside

If you don't want

And some nights there is a hold-up

And some nights the drawer's too much

And some nights I win the lotto

And some nights I have no luck

But I keep clocking in and out

Working the nights between the days

Because I know one day that Lance girl

Is gonna turn her head my way

Cause I have ample parking

Five spaces out in front

A see-through in-and-out door

Used entirely too much

And for your convenience

You can pay at the pump

You don't have to come inside

If you don't want

Yeah, we have ample parking

Five spaces out in front

A see-through in-and-out door

Used entirely too much

And for your convenience

You can pay at the pump

You don't have to come inside

If you don't want

You don't have to come inside

If you don't want

You don't have to come inside

If you don't want

You don't have to come inside