Fully Waterproof Chicken Lyrics

This is the story of the fully waterproof chicken

It was my business

I stole the technology

I made It happen

With minimal investment

I am an idiot

A dangerous fool

I shouldn't be allowed

To pursue my ideas

Fully waterproof chicken

It was a great idea

The public didn't know

It was what they needed

The campaign started

Before we had finished

Almost immediately

That chicken was obsolete

I am a maniac

A fool in love

I shouldn't be allowed

To get near these things

Look at it dance

To a Latin beat

Look at it run

With powerful endurance

Put it in the testing lab

The testing lab broke

Gave it to a focus group

The focus group left

This is the story of the fully waterproof chicken

This is the chicken

And the chicken knows best

Listen to the tickin'

Of its clockwork heart

This is the chicken

The chicken's in charge

Listen to the tickin'

Of its great big clock

This is the chicken

The chicken knows best

Listen to the cluckin'

As it speaks its truth

This is the chicken

The chicken's in charge

Look at it layin'

The golden egg

This is the chicken

The chicken knows best

Talk to the chicken

The chicken knows best