boonie weasel Lyrics
- Genre:Alternative
- Year of Release:2024
Lyrics
Boonie Weasel is a weasel
She's so clever it's unfeasible
She's not decent
She's not reasonable
Best watch out for
Read the history of Boonie Weasel
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Marvel at her glittering career
Boonie Weasel is a weasel
She's so clever it's unfeasible
She's not decent
She's not reasonable
Best watch out for
See the daring deeds she's done
Failing that, count her citations
Marvel at her glittering career
Outlaw philosopher,
And fancy cake-maker
Wields a rapier like a logical deduction
Lives in a hollow tree
Eats leaves and tiny mammals
Always starts from first principles
Rigorous in her arguments
She has incredible taste in shoes
Defines her terms before she attacks
Meet dangerous Boonie Weasel
She keeps plastic explosives in the fridge
Right next to the lemon syllogisms
Boonie Weasel is a weasel
She's so smart it's inconceivable
She's electric
She's unreasonable
Best watch out for
Read the words of Boonie Weasel
Marvel at the grim stylistics
Every page will make you gasp
Boonie Weasel is a weasel
She's so clever it's unfeasible
Her dialectic is completely irredeemable
Best watch out for
Read the history of Boonie Weasel
Skip the dates and check the action
Marvel at her glittering career