The Job Interview | Funny Sketch | Urdu Rap Lyrics

Rap Battles by Sarmad Rao

This is the Job Interview

LET'S GO!

Sir mujhay karna hai apply for this job

Aaya hun leke mein yahan pe high hopes

Hun mein fresh graduate per skills hein mujh mein bohot

Time ka bhi hun punctual, uth ta 6 O'clock

Bura mat maan na, I don't want to be rude

But tumhari baatein sunke mera off hogya mood

Jaao pehle experience tum lekay aao khoob

Warna tum jaison par mein phenkun bhi na thook

Sir mein exploit honay ke liay hun ready

Ban na chahta hun mein, iss company ka qaidi

Off nahin lunga mein, even taiz bukhar mein

Paisa bas kamana hai, health gayi bhaar mein

Kya tum work karsakte ho overtime

Bina kuch puchay karsakte ho grind

Nikal jayenge aansu tumhare work pressure se

Jaao jaake puchlo tum haal dosre freshers se

Hum Bhi without experience aaye thay yahan

Pagal hogaye thay hum jo kardi humne haan

Hogya kya haal hai dekho karrhe Hein kaam

Na din mein sukoon hai na raat mein araam

Nikal jaati hai aadhi salary in transport

Mahine se pehle paise hojate hein short

Saha nahin jaata humse itna work load

Karte hein dua, iss se acha aajaye maut

Sir kitni hogi salary, yeh toh batadein please

Mein toh soch kay aaya hun, 50k at least

Pata hai apko aaj kal expenses hogaye bohot hein

Kaise month katay ga bas itna rehta khauf hai

Kheriyat toh hai ya chalegaye ho dimagh se

Ek rupya nahin milega ziada 25 hazaar se

Pehle tumhein check karenge hum training mein daalke

Sahi lage toh theek warna phenk denge nikaal ke