KARATE Lyrics

Hey look its me

Squirrel underneath the sea

Me and SpongeBob practicing some karate

I got the green gloves and you know he got the red

Watch me as I chop my hand into his fuckin head

Ima grab his tongue

Got the volcano sauce

Time to show this fool that I'm the motherfuckin boss

Going crazy, chopping everything in sight

Mr. Krabs tells us that we better stop our fight

If we don't stop

He'll give SpongeBob the chop

Fuck that

Don't he know karate is the tops

Seems I'm out of luck

Spongebob needs to make a buck

Wanna chop something

Now it looks like I am stuck

What the fuck am I supposed to do all day

Wish I could go grab my gloves and chop my cares away

Karate is the best

Get rid of all your stress

Watch my moves

Guarantee that you will be impressed

I love karate

And you love ka-ra-te

Black belt, white belt

Yeah it's all the same

Not just a hobby

Good for my body

You love ka-ra-te

I love karate

I love karate

And you love ka-ra-te

Black belt, white belt

Yeah it's all the same

Not just a hobby

Good for my body

You love ka-ra-te

I love karate

Hiyah

I'm watching everything get split right in half (in half)

Can't help but stand there and just giggle and laugh (and laugh)

Krabs told us not to chop

Okay let's see

Might be the boss of you but shit he aint the boss of me

Hiyah

See Krabby Patties raining down from the sky (the sky)

Krabs stands there smiling with a look in his eye (his eye)

Getting paid to do my favorite thing

Life is good

Everybody now

Come on and sing

I love karate

And you love ka-ra-te

Black belt, white belt

Yeah it's all the same

Not just a hobby

Good for my body

You love ka-ra-te

I love karate

I love karate

And you love ka-ra-te

Black belt, white belt

Yeah it's all the same

Not just a hobby

Good for my body

You love ka-ra-te

I love karate