
RIPPED PANTS ft. ReMark Lyrics
- Genre:Hip Hop & Rap
- Year of Release:2022
Lyrics
Sun's up, almost quarter to noon
Gotta get my shit together, go to Goo Lagoon
Playing in the sand, come and give me a hand
All is going as planned, head to toe I am tanned (Ay)
Here comes the motherfuckin' lobster
Actin like some kinda muscle monster
Gotta come up with a plan to make Sandy my #1 fan
Prove why I am the man
Lifting weights on the beach, let's go
Looking like a fool, I know
Can't lift like the other guys here and
Don't want to be the weakest guy in the land
Borrow marshmallows from my friend
Don't want my friendship with Sandy to end
Sweatin' cause I don't know what to do
Then I bend over and split my pants in two
I guess I ripped my pants
All my friends start to laugh
Look at me out on a surfboard
You can take a photograph
Hey look I ripped my pants
No one takes a second glance
Gotta find a way to convince my friends
I need another chance
Time now for something new
Tried volleyball and fake drowning too
Didn't realize that it wouldn't go over well
Even had Fred the Fish tell me to go to hell
I just wanted to make them smile
Since I hadn't had the chance to rip my pants in a while
Now I'm alone, sittin' on the beach by the payphone
Watching everybody act like I don't know em
Realize that I must not be the only one
Who went a little too overboard having fun
There's a lady with a bad sunburn on her face
And a guy with sand in his buns
Might have gone a little crazy and
Now I think I understand
Don't gotta be a clown to get my friends around
Motherfucker that is the plan
I guess I ripped my pants
All my friends start to laugh
Look at me out on a surfboard
You can take a photograph
Hey look I ripped my pants
No one takes a second glance
Gotta find a way to convince my friends
I need another chance
I guess I ripped my pants
All my friends start to laugh
Look at me out on a surfboard
You can take a photograph
Hey look I ripped my pants
No one takes a second glance
Gotta find a way to convince my friends
I need another chance
Ripped
My
Pants
I guess I ripped my pants
All my friends start to laugh
Look at me out on a surfboard
You can take a photograph
Hey look I ripped my pants
No one takes a second glance
Gotta find a way to convince my friends
I need another chance
I guess I ripped my pants
All my friends start to laugh
Look at me out on a surfboard
You can take a photograph
Hey look I ripped my pants
No one takes a second glance
Gotta find a way to convince my friends
I need another chance