17,000 (The Ballpit Song) Lyrics

Wake up, first day of the con

Your head's on fire and it's all going wrong

You're walking in and you're looking all around

And everywhere you look you see a sea of flower crowns

Well, the guests you paid all the money to see

They bailed the fuck out cause they don't play for free

Well, don't feel sad and don't feel blue

The con staff, we know just what to do

That's right

An extra hour in the ball pit

Take all your cares away, yeah in the ball pit

It makes you feel so great

Guaranteed to make you smile

Splash, splash for a little while

In the mother truckin' ball pit

Down in the ball pit

Well, we fucked up the numbers, we're a little short on cash

If you could help us out, man, that would be a blast

We just need a tiny extra seventeen grand

So whip out your credit cards, put em in our hands

And we'd like to thank all our featured guests

You guys truly rock, you guys are the best

And I know we said we'd cover your room

But there's been another little tiny little budget snafu

But don't worry

An extra hour in the ball pit

Take all your cares away, yeah in the ball pit

It makes you feel so great

Guaranteed to make you smile

Splash, splash for a little while

Down in the ball pit

Stylophone solo goes here

Not enough budget for the stylophone solo

We got the ball pit

That's right, it takes your cares away

Down in the ball pit

Gonna make you feel so great

Down in the ball pit

It's the answer to everything, yeah

One more hour in the ball pit

Divorce

One more hour in the ball pit

Crashed my car

One more hour in the ball pit

My dad died

You know the answer, it's always gotta be in the ball pit

Yeah

Down in the ball pit

Yeah

Down in the ball pit

Yeah

Down in the ball pit

Yeah

Motherfuckin' ball pit

Come on down, down in the ball pit