I've Got A Waifu At Home Lyrics

Eins, zwei, drei, vier

Oh, I've got a waifu at home

I've got a waifu at home

Living rent free in my head

Till she's naked in my bed

I've got a waifu at home

Never could get any girl to date me

I was feeling hopeless and alone

Till I saw that anime

And my heart was set ablaze

And I knew that I had to bring her home

Now everyone must bask in her presence

She's plastered on everything I own

Every inch of my car to my super sweet guitar

Yes she's here and now I'm not alone

I've got a waifu at home

I've got a waifu at home

Living rent free in my head

Till she's naked in my bed

I've got a waifu at home

Zicke zacke, zicke zacke, hoi hoi hoi!

Oh, she's just the greatest

Yes, I'm happy as can be

And I know you think it's crazy

But I'm gonna ask her to marry me

We'll honeymoon in Tokyo

At the finest love hotel

And if you think that my waifu is trash

Well, you can go burn straight in hell

Why

Cause I've got a waifu at home

I've got a waifu at home

Living rent free in my head

Till she's naked in my bed

I've got a waifu at home

Living rent free in my head

Till she's naked in my bed

I've got a waifu at home

Prost!