940

Well she's too drunk to hardly stand

He's much bigger than her

Next thing you know she's laid out on the pavement

With a black eye and a bloody nose

Maybe his daddy ain't teach him right

Tell him his do's and don'ts

Now he's getting his ass kicked from Baylor to Wise

By them boys from the 940

It's work all day, stay up all night

Go where the beer is cold