Life Right Now

So this is what it feels like, that sensation I've been chasin'

It felt a lot better back in my imagination

It tasted sweeter, it had an orange aura

Now I'm just hopin' the waiter don't screw up my order

At dinner with a girl I barely know

And I'm barely interested but she's rarin' to go

Red wine in her glass, the band's playing a ballad

And I'm not sure which fork I'm supposed to use with my salad

I guess I'm a little out of my element

Staring at her cleavage, God, I'm such a gentleman

Leave a big tip 'cause I'm scared of being called cheap

Back to the hotel with no plans to sleep