Coffee Breath

I hope your phone falls in the toilet

I hope your plans get canceled by rain

I hope you wake up in the morning and have

A terrible cup of coffee

You loved how I fed your ego with little bits of love from my soul

You loved how much I loved you cut up pieces of myself to keep you whole

And I could've sworn that I was in love I think we both were in love with you

And yourself

Don't worry I wont key your car I just hope that it won't start

And you're late to work on your first day

I know I sound a little bitter when I say

I hope your coffee breath won't go away I'm checking you out