The Pizza Man

It was Christmas, I was minding my business Then I got a text message from my ex-girlfriend

Then I got a text message from a dude on my friends list that ran

I'ma break your jaw when I see you You've been fucking with my girl and the jobs we have are not equal

Backstory, me and homie was tight We was sitting talking about women while drinking on many nights, right

Shit, better act like you still remember I ain't even pipe the broad but I ruined your whole December

Yo, then he completed his research Come to find out it was a different Logan's been seeing her

But I seen you liking all her pictures and she had been liking yours I was saddened and full of anger

Shit, now he feels stupid He already said some things are stuck and they not moving

Sitting, waiting, here come the apologies I was never mad, honestly, I knew I wasn't guilty

Shit, the whole situation was silly I ain't even know which girl he was referring to, really