The Pizza Man Lyrics

It was Christmas, I was minding my business Then I got a text message from my ex-girlfriend

Then I got a text message from a dude on my friends list that ran

I'ma break your jaw when I see you You've been fucking with my girl and the jobs we have are not equal

Backstory, me and homie was tight We was sitting talking about women while drinking on many nights, right

Shit, better act like you still remember I ain't even pipe the broad but I ruined your whole December

Yo, then he completed his research Come to find out it was a different Logan's been seeing her

But I seen you liking all her pictures and she had been liking yours I was saddened and full of anger

Shit, now he feels stupid He already said some things are stuck and they not moving

Sitting, waiting, here come the apologies I was never mad, honestly, I knew I wasn't guilty

Shit, the whole situation was silly I ain't even know which girl he was referring to, really

So, I decided not to respond Slept on it, woke up, and then Facebook, I logged on

Yup, that's when I posted the message thread He tried to FaceTime me but our friendship already dead

A few hours passed, I made the connection I was scrolling IG, it seems his girl has since left him

Yeah, then she slid into my DMs And said she loves pizza

Man, the pizza man's coming, baby Man, don't let your girl come to Benny's, man

I know y'all got y'all girls scared to death to keep up with Mansolo But, bitches, you like his picture

That's fucked up, that's real fucked up, man That ain't cool, yo, let that girl live, B

If you like Mansolo, man, let her like Mansolo Be secure with yourself, Ayo

And for them girls out there, yo Don't be trying to use me

To make your boyfriend and your baby dads, man We not doing that this year, man

I don't wanna be in it, I'm not for the drama I ain't fucking none of y'all anyway, man

I told you I'm celibate until I'm rich It's not a fucking game, bro

If you're not helping me with the calls You're not a part of my life, simple as that

Yo, join the fucking cult 2021, man Shout out my cult people

Oh, yeah, and buy my hats Matter of fact, while you're at it, just Google me

Oh, yeah, and watch the podcast The Ironskilling Podcast, all platforms

And these vlogs, man Thought it was it for us

Catch me with 37 jobs Motherfuckers still trying to figure out how to rap good

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