Satisfaction Not Guaranteed

"I tend to attract biters," Sal says pointing to her labial scar

Try not to picture broken skin, still now I can't get hard

So I massage her breasts like I have learned Sal likes and call her "Sal", not "Sally"

She'll get me trained yet, and that's the greater point here

Juliette once tried to pull it off, I swear, but left no scars

Though she was not afraid to use some teeth, so Romeo must have liked that

She was not as into tickling, but she liked to suck on ear lobes

Meeting halfway's half the point, but teaching's good, learning's as vital too

If you manage to program your sex machine to fulfill your wanton needs

And then manage to train this hungry beast to so delicately

Massage the fear and woe your heart clings to and scrub it from your soul

Well, that's a unique machine/ Maintain it 'cause there's sure no warranty