Rudolph's Story

You may think that Christmas is the best time of the year

With scarlet bows and mistletoes you have nothing to fear

But, this here is a story and I'll tell you how it goes

It's about a boy named Rudolph and his Glock with a red nose

Christmas time he might run in your house

Christmas time he might just pop at your spouse

Rudolph he ain't never had him a home, he grew up in the streets he had no other routes

So, every winter you can bet he was tripping

He ain't never had a present for Christmas

Dolph had a homie named Dasher who liked to do home invasions and Rudolph was with it

So this how it go