Meth & Tigers

I'm stuck in a house, 'cause the government said don't leave your place

There's a virus going around, so wash your hands and don't your face

My lady's in another town, and I miss her so

I want to drive to her house, but they say no

I turn on the TV because I got no place to go

Even though I got chores to do, but I say hell no

First show I see it's called Tiger King, man what is this

Let me tell ya something man, you don't want to miss this

It was meth and tigers and murder plots is what I saw

Threatin' this gay gunslingin' man and you'll get shot