NTWG (Skit)

So a while back I'm minding my business, doing shit that men do

And a female that I've had an eye on for a while

Finally responded to one of my many DMs I sent her

A lot of small talk and flirting led to us going on a date

I was in disbelief, I didn't even offer to pick her up

So we drove separately

We get there and she's banging hot

Like flaming hot Cheetos and hot sauce spicy hot

So now we're at dinner and I order an appetizer

I ask if she wants anything she say no

So when the appetizer come out they sit it in the middle of the table

I go to it close to me and can you believe