NTWG (Skit) Lyrics

So a while back I'm minding my business, doing shit that men do

And a female that I've had an eye on for a while

Finally responded to one of my many DMs I sent her

A lot of small talk and flirting led to us going on a date

I was in disbelief, I didn't even offer to pick her up

So we drove separately

We get there and she's banging hot

Like flaming hot Cheetos and hot sauce spicy hot

So now we're at dinner and I order an appetizer

I ask if she wants anything she say no

So when the appetizer come out they sit it in the middle of the table

I go to it close to me and can you believe

She attempts to stick her pretty nailed fingers into my chicken wings

Uh uh uh lady NICE TRY, WRONG GUY

We finish up flirting and eating then she ask me to come over

I am thrilled, I pull up we head up stairs and everything's all romantic

Then we hear a knock at the door

An unfamiliar face was there to drop off who I assume to be her kids

She takes the baby and attempts to hand the baby to me

Uh uh uh lady NICE TRY, WRONG GUY

Don't you think it's a bit too soon for me to be meeting your children?

Anywho, she finally puts the kids to bed and we began to make out

In the midst of us fore playing

I notice her reaching down in her underwear

And this trifling madam pulls out a tampon

NICE TRY, WRONG FUCKING GUY!