Geroge Carlin

Fuck these boomers, fuck these yuppies, and fuck everybody, now that I think of it

They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools

American churches, American businesses, and American universities

And they're elected by American citizens

This is the best we can do, folks

This is what we have to offer

It's what our system produces

Garbage in, garbage out

Everywhere you go now, there's some dick, some yo-yo, some putz with a camcorder, and he is going to tape everything!