Well, Obviously

Well, obviously, It was the industry plant

Who walked by the explosion, and when asked if he did it

He said "It couldn't have been me

I was too busy fucking, and drinking, and thinking, what I'd be doing if I wasn't fucking"

I'm shrinking, Alice gave me the wrong potion I meant to get bigger

She snickered and laughed at me, talked to while looking past me

I was a ghost I admit it

I left my post but I didn't cause that explosion,

So please find another scapegoat

Well, obviously, It's also the industry titan

Who is sad because he missed, his daughter's birthday and will be missed