Made From Corn

The last time I was abducted by aliens, they were very excited to meet me

I came from a place where there were things that were not made from corn

But they loved corn quite a lot

They took me in their corn-shaped space ship

And brought me to their planet which was covered in fields upon fields of corn

And when the people greeted me they were wearing corn hats and corn shirts made from corn silk

And when the little children smiled at me they had smiles of corn with little kernels for teeth

And the airplanes left behind corntrails of popcorn, which rained down from the sky all the time

And they ate this popcorn with a corn butter made from corn oil and sweetened with corn syrup

All the children ran in fields of corn while carrying their cornphones that connected them to cornputers

And all they ate was corn, corn, and corn

For protein they had corn nuts, and for dairy they had corn milk