A New Hope

Here's the facts of the matter, see, kick all the fallacy

A long time ago, in a far away galaxy

Clone war in zone four, deploy the battle team

Shattered dreams, scheme on a plan to beat Palpatine

Jump for joy for your choice in the splendor

Or ignore the problem, like Anakin's mentor

The rights I defend for

Put Reeboks on Ewoks and still invade Endor

Blasters, pitchforks, no need to distort

Import a new warrior to kill Sith Lords

It's outer space, so quit staying indoors

We've been poor, you dickfor