A New Hope Lyrics

Here's the facts of the matter, see, kick all the fallacy

A long time ago, in a far away galaxy

Clone war in zone four, deploy the battle team

Shattered dreams, scheme on a plan to beat Palpatine

Jump for joy for your choice in the splendor

Or ignore the problem, like Anakin's mentor

The rights I defend for

Put Reeboks on Ewoks and still invade Endor

Blasters, pitchforks, no need to distort

Import a new warrior to kill Sith Lords

It's outer space, so quit staying indoors

We've been poor, you dickfor

What's a dick for

Starships, cruisers, all meet defeat

So what it's a trap? Destroy the whole fleet

My R2's juiced dual Pentium thousands

A million birds couldn't catch Millenium Falcons

Tatooine junkyards, looking for centaurs

Lightsaber mishaps with Darth Vader head scars

Penalty from referees, handing out red cards

Energy crash from the blast of a Death Star

Calculate flight needs, starships behind me

Times three, might make the jump into lightspeed

Intergalactic chin-check playa

I turn down a blind date with Princess Leia

So what do you think, R2

I did too

No, for real

Her brother tried to set me up with her

Whatever

Too much pressure, they all might crack

Strike the Empire, Empire Strikes Back

It's the jump-off every time that the sabers draw

Later y'all, outsource the force to the Dagobah

Come behind like you trail in the game

Luke killed his dad, he didn't fail at the cave

We all need leaders, Yoda guides you

The Jedi's extinct, Yoda died too

Go prove the subject, a grown fool would love it

Right to the Knights of the Old-school Republic

Battle historian, valedictorian

I enflame my veins with some fat midichlorians

Heat it up fast, that's why I'm cooking more

Book a tour, these aren't the droids that you're looking for

Wrestle control, the Empire's vice grip

Rhyme sick, that's just an old Jedi mind trick

The pro with the target sites flow in the hardest mics

Hibernate sickness like I'm frozen in carbonite

From the Hoth system all the way into Michigan

Double-cross juggernaut Lando Calrissian

I mean, for real

How was Lando Calrissian the ruler of the Cloud City

Dude's name is Land-o

Wouldn't someone like "Skywalker" make more sense

Shut up

Return of the Jedi, take a few notes

Star Wars, Part IV, here's A New Hope

Unfreeze Solo, and look, they don't notice yet

Grow a set, slam when I shoulder check Boba Fett

Overhang projectors, strangle the protectors

Telling all pilots to angle their deflectors

Force stays everywhere like serial stalkers

Marathon sprints for Imperial Walkers

It's more frightening to shock through the ocean

With Force lightning like Tom Cruise and Oprah

Blasters to stun, and wonder who shot ya

The most famous Wookiee by the name of Chewbacca

Jawas, droids, swarm when the light's warm

High score, all sorts of alien life forms

Obi-Wan's bygones tie on to Qui-Gon

Who pushed 24s when he rolled in his Scion

Leia had her mother's good looks and it's prominent

Natalie Portman's genes must be dominant

Alderaan, Naboo, it's down to the wire

You try conducting a sand people choir