Sea Shanty

Dear dirty London in the pouring rain

I wish to God I was back on the sea again

Though that belongs to the world of never will be

There was never a wilder bastard than me on the sea

I could fuck all the whores in damnation me boys

Though they wriggled and hollered and made a great noise

Then I'd drink till I stank and then drink plenty more

And I won't go down to the sea any more

But if I had ten pounds then I'd raise a loud cheer

And I'd toast all me neighbours both distant and dear

And I'd shoot back great belly-crippling buckets of beer