Venus

Venus by far is the most awesome thing that this whole universe has ever seen

It's the way she looks and smells and tastes that's out of a dream

She's been known to make the blind and deaf learn how to sing

She will take every inch you give her and then suck you dry

She's got the kind of power to make the toughest men cry

She will take you up to heaven, then she'll send you to hell

As God has given her, the power to cast such a spell

She'll take the world as you know it and turn it upside down

She'll make that smile you're wearing turn right into a frown

Then she'll take you deep inside her and make you feel like a man

She's the only creature in this realm that possibly can