Animal Attraction

You're as strong as an ox, stubborn as a mule, and tight as a duckling's arse

You're as fat as a pig, and sly as a fox, you're my personal Noah's Ark

You're slippery as an eel, slow as a snail, and sometimes quiet as a mouse

You're blind as a bat, and drunk as a skunk, you're my personal Noah's Ark

You could say it was animal attraction, the day we met at the zoo

You rolled your eyes right at me, and I rolled them back to you

You said our stars were well aligned, as far as you could tell

It was like animal attraction, and you smelled just like one as well

And you smelled just like one as well

You're playful as a kitten, and gentle as a lamb, and mostly happy as a lark