Christmas Banta

Ho ho this is the Santa Song!

There's nothing quite like a Christmas rap

There's always one who likes to give a gift back

So let's scrap the riff-raff and exchange dollar bills

Grandpa's coming over yeah and he's popping pills

Give a gift take a gift leave a card sleeve a card

We're all cheaters when we're playing family games hard

Mrs Claus dragging his balls and taking the reins

Santa's crossing his eyes rereading the names

No one wants to be naughty in case they're missed

Rudolph's bucking and roaring he's ready to risk

His spot at the front not for Prancer or Dancer