Shortcuts

Young Knowitall corners the great Garry Shandling

Wants to be a comic himself

Asks the old pro for any tips he can offer

But mostly he just wants to know about the shortcuts

Are there any shortcuts?

There have got to be shortcuts

Shandling says "No…no shortcuts"

She finally got tired of him bumming around

With Play Station IV all day long

Surely there's a quick way to get her back in line

And not have to do time or be wrong