Crazy Ride

We're two hurricanes, tearing up this old town

Sour patch candy love, but it keeps us around

You steal all the covers and hog up the bed

But I sure would miss it if you left me instead

Better to stay than to call it quits

We're a shit show served with a side of grits

Our love's like hot wire wrapped 'round my heart

Stuck tighter than duct tape, too tangled to part

You stomp on my balls, then grin like a fool

We're fightin' and dancin' and breakin' every rule