Mr. $ini$ter$ix

I look like Patrick's house, I have a stone face and a cold heart

Put you on the board, then I'ma throw you with long sharp darts

Put my opps on a wishlist, at the end of the week I'ma empty the whole cart

Mr. $ini$ter$ix, here's my business card

Pull up to the lair, don't worry about the guards

Just tell them that you know me, they're really bugged out, so don't be acting all phony

Once they let you proceed, you'll find me chilling on the throne, sipping on whiskey

Rub my hands when I look down at the city

I have evil plans, I'ma start to scheming

You're safe during the day, but at night time, you're gonna start screaming