Goofy House

Come inside the goofy house, funny ghosts in all pink blouse, wacky witches sippin' tea, not quite spooky as can be

Skeletons wearing silly hats, talking cats and chatting bats, creepy clowns doing jigs, ghosts with bright neon wigs

Who put this haunted house together? It's so strange, it's an enigma

Laugh instead or scream forever, funny, weird, but what charisma

Zombies playing tic-tac-toe, monsters in a talent show, plushies jumping in the hall, goofy garlands deck the wall

Spires knitting colored webs, dancing ghouls on trampoline beds, Frankenstein sings Elvis tunes, bright balloons and silver spoons

Who put this haunted house together? It's so strange, it's an enigma

Laugh instead or scream forever, funny, weird, but what charisma

Zombies playing tic-tac-toe, monsters in a talent show, plushies jumping in the hall, goofy garlands deck the wall

Spires knitting colored webs, dancing ghouls on trampoline beds, Frankenstein sings Elvis tunes, bright balloons and silver spoons