99 Puns

Blastoise, I be spitting like water guns

Squirting out the witticisms, like come

Hither and listen to my tongue, dribble on

I got 99 puns, & I bet you can't catch every one

Pen game on dastardly, Dan I'm just so pilot

I bring the frixion, you can call me a villain

But I stay tickling the bums, beg me to stop

I got 99 puns & yh I wrote every single one

Do some, doo-wop you upside yo head, numb

Linkin in the park with a hum-drum, just for V fun

So high like a lighter, huh