99 Puns Lyrics

Blastoise, I be spitting like water guns

Squirting out the witticisms, like come

Hither and listen to my tongue, dribble on

I got 99 puns, & I bet you can't catch every one

Pen game on dastardly, Dan I'm just so pilot

I bring the frixion, you can call me a villain

But I stay tickling the bums, beg me to stop

I got 99 puns & yh I wrote every single one

Do some, doo-wop you upside yo head, numb

Linkin in the park with a hum-drum, just for V fun

So high like a lighter, huh

Soaring like florescent fire

I'm a spliffing good idea

Joint with the cogs like gear

No Richard but I am King

Kong on the gong, swing

Ops i mean B.A.N.G

Pardon my chitty-chitty

Let us drive on, Mercedes

Bye, farewell, so long, limousine

Slap your head on the turn table cause i'm about to deck ya'll

Like the halls at christmas balls

Jingle-jangle, I'll be Mrs Claus

Meow, press the buttons of my foes

Let's call them the pussycat dolls

Shout out Nicole, ashley & kimberly

Oh and the rest, yh the whole melody

Now hush-hush iddy biddy puppies

Littering your fraudulent rhymes all over the world wide

Case denied, go be deep fried

Which batter up next, nah that's classified

I'm a silly billy being, you're lucky the man-kind

I will have the last juicy laugh, like chuckleberry

Currant-ly, leave them on red, robin

Hood up as I E.X.I.T

Yh before shit get dark like coffee, raw bean

Silly mongs don't test me, K.I.T

You don't want me all up in you like Covid-19

Flow crazy sick, mad cow disease

Time to walk-ies, like ecstasy on leads

Hyde to the park for all you needs

Not just a pretty face, ius on the gen, Levi

Ya'll stay toothless & clueless, blue, Lee Ry

Yet me ruth-less, like I'm babe, that'll do

Watch me blade through like Bey, ya'll knowles

Lyrics a scoop like ice cream, Carte D'Ors

Open & come on through, yessiree bob's ya unc, I shall do.

I'm so bloody unique, in my own lane

Mother fuckers can't indicate in, gauge mistake

Cause i got the barriers up, R.E.E.F-A

Stay higher, than snoop dogg with the munchies

My wap got more pop than champagne

Tight squeeze, like a fatty trying to fit into skinny jeans

Teddy fleece, jacket with mr bean & cheese

Such a silly goose, absurd, halloumi

Like a horse wearing a blindfold, mascarpone

That shits whack, hit the jack, Monterey

I marvel in the dairy puns, Larson, yep brie

Goddamn, someone gouda take my phone away from me

Itchy eyes, bright, get kaleidoscope

Future on upslope like a mountain goat

Nothing gone stop me, Juggernaut

Double dutching on everybody, *garbled*

Eh, she say what, flow fresh like i gargled

Spitting off the dome like a gargoyle

Kid stay crisp on it, potato Spanish omelette

I love to confuse yet amuse, clap on it

My ish stay laid, constantly spawn it

Weave on it, lace lit, blaze on it

I never pawn it, pause, adjourn it

Rip it, dead it, time to mourn it

Face like butter wouldn't melt, corn it

Nom-nom, appetite bon it

Uniquely gifted, a star, I was born it

Passion fixed on it, I'd never bounce from it

Like sex on a bonnet, cameras they caught it

Balls deep in it, like the net done court it

From the grey matter yh I source it

Chips out they stay trying to sauce it

Dried out fuck they dying to soak it

The bear don't poke it, grisly on it

I aint no sheep bitch, I'll never Shawn it

Don't do meat, instead I quorn it

Morals locked up tight, yh I akon it

Chances are waffer thin, yep a cornet

My presence will cause a sting, hornet

I'm so complex, i'm like an etch-a-sketch

Try to understand me & you'll just get vexed

Such a weird show, yh that's my flex

Rubber banded heart, all my life been stretched

Locked in on depressed and stressed

Anxious, worry and unsexed

Me nah no want pity, just spreading the mess-age

34, been through it all, but forever stay humble & blessed