Vigor & Vim

I woke up this mornin', actually I didn't

The sun came seekin', but I stayed hidden

'Cause I prefer snoozin' and blues-in' and losin'

Get up to see the sunrise? You must be kiddin'

You won't see me early at your local gym

'Cause I ain't got much vigor, and I've never had vim

I can't stand my neighbor, he's up before dawn

And it really ticks me off when his lights turn on

'Cause I prefer snoozin' and blues-in' and losin'

But he prefers singin' when my shades are drawn

There's not much chance that you'll confuse me for him