The Reign

Let me tell about Tina, she wasn't your average diva

First impression won't tell ya she's a savage killer

One day a man named Freddie thought he had got lucky

He bumped right into Tina stumbling with his car key (or so he thought)

Said her car won't start, stranded in the parking lot

Eager to depart cause angry dogs love to bark a lot

Never left her crib without her pit bull and her rot

Said Let me grab my groceries out the back, almost forgot

He said you look familiar, maybe I've seen you before

She said maybe the check out line just inside the store

Eye patch, triple her age, attention, he paid her none

Eye balling fellow shoppers daughter, I guess he liked em young